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Joke of the Day
"Why did the farmer stop smoking with his cattle? Because the steaks were too high..."
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"When someone tries to argue with me I'm like ""hey pal let me stop you right there"" and then physically turn them around to face someone else"
"What did the Nazi/Islamist soccer team say when they lost the game? The shoes did it!"
"I saw a prostitute running a marathon today she was full of spunk"
"If a... If a black bird brings black babies, and a blue bird brings blue babies.. What kind of bird brings no babies? A swallow."
"My signature move is texting ""There in 5"" while I'm 80 miles away and embroiled in a Kung Fu Dance battle with an uncouth cattle farmer."
"I like my women like I like my coffee... ...black and strong!"
"I was addicted to porn... ...but then I beat it."
"What's the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker? A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again!"
"Why can't orphans play baseball? they don't know where home is"