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Joke of the Day
"Why did Mubarak and Gaddafi get dehydrated? They didn't want water from the Arab Spring."
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"What were Luke Skywalker's favourite model cars to play with as a kid? Toyodas"
"What's the difference between a priest and acne? Acne doesn't come on your face until you're 13."
"/r/programming joke On a scale if 0 to 1, does it hurt?"
"What do you call someone with Down Syndrome who likes to smoke weed ? A baked potato"
"You can never be too OCD You can only be *just right*."
"Why did this adhesive strip quit his work? He just couldn't tape it anymore.."
"New Drinking Age in Alabama They raised the drinking age to 32 in Alabama to keep alcohol out of high schools."
"A cop that contemplates his existence: Philofficer"
"""Use the forceps, Luke!"" - Obi Gyn Kenobi"