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Joke of the Day

"[at Victoria's Secret] *folding panties on table* ""Sir, where are the fitting rooms?"" Oh, I don't work here. *continues folding panties*"

"A Smart Liberal"

"CNN has confirmed that aliens might actually be involved in the disappearance of Flight 370. At least two illegal immigrants were caught on camera boarding the plane."

"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl when it pees? Because the p is silent."

"Why did Bill and Ted join Islam? Because they heard it was radical!"

"If Iron Man and the Man of Steel were to team up, they'd be powerful alloys."

"Fat joke You are so fat, your shadow died from a heart attack."

"Why do dentists recommend jpeg? It is a flossy compression method."

"Who is king of all the mice ? Mouse Tse Tung !"

"[ultrasound] DOCTOR: oh my god! HER: what's wrong? DOCTOR: Ok don't panic but it looks as though you swallowed a baby"