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Joke of the Day
"Why can't you play Uno with a Mexican? They keep stealing the green cards."
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"America is in the labor room right now... Within 24 hours we will know if it's a boy or a girl."
"What do you call a rooster who is okay with his wife screwing other cocks? A cluckold."
"I'm sick of people knocking on my door, begging. There's just been a woman asking for donations for a sperm bank........ I gave her a right fcuking mouthful."
"I was fired after falling asleep on personal documents. Apparently you can't lie on your resume."
"What kind of yogurt does a skeleton eat? Actibia."
"What do you get when you divide a pumpkin's circumference by its diameter? Pumpkin pi!"
"What was the bear's favourite pick-up line? Hey baby, what's ursine?"
"What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter? ""Quack! Quack! Quack!"""
"Where do pregnant chickens keep their ultrascan images? In a photo albumen. \_()_/ "