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Joke of the Day

"hot dogs were invented in 1936 by Larry Hotdogs when he accidentally dropped a bag of prize-winning pig assholes in his Dick Shaper Machine"

"I've got a joke about dyslexia. If you don't get it I'll spell it out for you."

"The Statue of Liberty's torch sure is good at surviving apocalypses."

"""Do you think the meme war will ever end?"" It may-may not."

"Don't read this if you don't like sensitive topics Biting into an ice cream"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Adder ! Adder who ? Adder you get in here ?"

"My wife is gorgeous, selfless, amazing, highly intelligent and looking over my shoulder as I type."

"How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh? Ten tickles."

"19 and 20 got into a fight... Now they're facing 123 years on disturbing the peace."

"My doctor told me to stop masturbating When I asked him why he said, ""So I can examine you."""