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Joke of the Day

"hot dogs were invented in 1936 by Larry Hotdogs when he accidentally dropped a bag of prize-winning pig assholes in his Dick Shaper Machine"

"What's your stance on public intoxication? Mine is very wobbly."

"Why didn't the piece of paper move out of the way when a car came speeding towards it? Because it was stationary."

"What is this compound? Chemistry teacher drew this during class. http://imgur.com/fQyNg Don't know how to type spoilers, but maybe rot13 will do. Vg'f n cnenqbk."

"Whenever our neighbor's dog is barking, I know there's either someone at their door or literally anything else in the universe has happened."

"With the rape allegations against Cosby... I guess we know what he meant by pudding pops. (I just made this up. Sorry if it's been posted.)"

"Different Types of Nuts. What do you call nuts on your wall? Walnuts. What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts. What do you call nuts on your chin? Dick in your mouth."

"What is the best thing about elevator jokes... They work on so many levels."

"What's it called when you backtalk someone so hard they die? A sassination."

"In my experience, people who say ""I'm not trying to be difficult,"" don't really seem to be trying all that hard."