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Joke of the Day
"What is the best thing about elevator jokes... They work on so many levels."
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"How do you get a guy to stop having sex with you? Get him off."
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"What is smaller than an ant's dinner ? An ant's mouth !"
"Martial arts movie, starring me Master: You wish to learn to fight? Me: Yes Master: The training is very difficult Me: Oh then no The End"
"I'm gonna covet you. I am gonna covet you so hard. I am gonna covet the holy living shit outta you. C'mere."
"If a deaf kid swears does his mother wash his hands with soap?"
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"Two sausages are sizzling in a pan.... One says ""Do you think it's hot in here?"" The other says ""oh my god a talking sausage!"""
"Kid 1: Why'd you call me Aphrodite? ""After the Greek goddess of love"" Kid 2: What about me pop? ""You're named after a famous chipmunk Alvin"""