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Joke of the Day

"Different Types of Nuts. What do you call nuts on your wall? Walnuts. What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts. What do you call nuts on your chin? Dick in your mouth."

"What did the pig say when his brother rolled on him? ""Heavy!"""

"Don't mind me, just practicing how to make tables on reddit :---------|:---------|:--------- |Winner|loser|description"

"Last night I was visited by the ghost of Gloria Gaynor. At first I was afraid. I was petrified."

"Way to bring me down, security questions. Dad's birthday? First pet? What's next? Gonna ask about Marco Black rejecting me in 2nd grade?"

"Fellas, here's a flirting tip: If a girl plays with her hair while taking to you, it means she has lice and you should stay away from her."

"You don't realize how much you miss someone until they come back from the dead."

"What's the difference between spider man and superman? peter parker can shoot webs. clark kent."

"What's a golf club's favorite type of music? Swing!"

"There was a sniper here Anybody s.."