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Joke of the Day
"How many Latvians does it take to screw a lightbulb? Is dark. Bulb is potato."
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"Where do otters come from? Otter Space."
"What does a Polish woman and a hockey team have in common? They both change their pads after three periods."
"The best joke on reddit (OC)"
"A body was found.... In the bus station early this morning. A man was drowned in milk, buried in Cheerios, with a banana stuxk in his ass. Police suspect a cereal killer...."
"I would request a bunch of Ambien as my last meal so I would look hardcore as hell by falling asleep at my own execution"
"JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL! *Car crashes*"
"Who's an all male rock group that doesn't sing? Mount Rushmore."