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Joke of the Day
"Why is Texas the ""Lone Star"" state? It was rated out of five."
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"""The house always wins,"" muttered Dorothy as she stared at the witch's crushed body."
"Is there a stripper named ""Eggs Over Easy"" yet?"
"Cow joke. Maybe sex for a cow aint great since the bull dick is jerky."
"Whats the difference between dawn and dusk? d(sun)/dt *facepalm* I'll see myself out."
"'hey babe, you fancy Amazon prime movie and instant video online demand service and chill later?' No thanks dad"
"A rich kid sees a poor kid kicking a can down the road The rich kid says ""Hey, you, what're you doing?"" The poor kid says ""Moving."""
"What did the koalas say after getting in a fender bender? Eucalyptus."
"You know how they say your smile is your strongest weapon? Tell that to my friend who stood still smiling when a thief asked him for all his money"
"Please. Old people. When you comment on a Facebook pic you don't need to end with Love, James. WE CAN SEE YOUR NAME YOU'RE NOT AN OSTRICH"