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Joke of the Day
"Why is Texas the ""Lone Star"" state? It was rated out of five."
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"Why did Michael Jackson love Beethoven's 3rd symphony? It was done in A minor."
"With his comedy career basically ruined, Bill Cosby can finally pursue another dream of his... ...coaching at Penn State"
"Doctor, Doctor I feel like a pair of curtains! Well don't have a shower because you might be dry clean only."
"What's grey and comes in quarts? An elephant"
"My voicemail greeting is just me strangling a cat while reading bible passages."
"So Curtis Jackson has filed for Bankruptcy... at least he still has 50 Cent to his name."
"A survey shows that 20% of men kiss their wife goodbye when they leave the house and 80% kiss their house goodbye when they leave the wife.."
"Moratorium on the word ""Awkward."" We're all awkward. We fart when we don't want to and that guy/gal over there is cooler. Get over it."
"[at gym] me: [wiping down equipment after finishing with it] cute girl: you don't have to do that with the vending machine. are you crying"