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Joke of the Day

"A small plane crashed into a cemetery... the forensics found no survivors. They have found 268 bodies by sunset. They will continue searching tomorrow morning..."

"What's the most scandalous of the wonders of the ancient world? The Colossus of Scrotes."

"When I see guys with skinny jeans and skin tight T's on I pretend they are actual giants who woke up tiny and just had nothing else to wear."

"Why shouldn't you have a conversation under a tree in the fall? There may be leavesdropping"

"You remind me of my appendix... You remind me of my appendix. I have no idea what you do, but I'd love to take you out."

"Just heard a Mexican guy sneeze with an American accent. Whoa, just whoa"

"My dog just saved my life by ferociously barking at nothing outside."

"Trump & Hillary Hillary hides her emails because she has Trumps nudes."

"I tried to make a joke about coins But it didn't make any cents"

"OMG! THERE'S A SERIAL KILLER ON THE LOOSE! ""OMG."" Wtf are you doing?! ""HIDING MY DAMN CEREAL!"""