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Joke of the Day
"Why couldn't the melons get married? Because they can't elope."
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"Boss sent me a message the other day: *Send me some funny messages* I replied: *I'm working right now, I will send you later* Boss: *hahaha..send me another one*"
"What sounds does a vicar's gun make? Pew! Pew!"
"Friends don't let friends make Harlem Shake' videos..."
"Difference between a dead squirrel and a dead drummer in the road? http://imgur.com/PKibj The squirrel might have been on his way to a gig."
"What is the difference between a teacher and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four..."
"What do you get when you mix lemonade and ice tea? A dead golfer..."
"Did you hear about the gay (native American) indian? He was a brave fucker."
"I'm like the lemon seed that sinks to the bottom of your water glass and then shoots up your straw unexpectedly, trying to choke you."
"The roads must have been full of Communists... I kept hitting reds on the way home."