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Joke of the Day

"nsfw Why did the gay have sex with the lesbian? To get back at her girlfriend."

"Tapioca pudding. Con: insane amount of carbs and sugars. Pro: tastes like you're going down on an angel."

"[spooky noise comes from my closet] monster under my bed: you heard that too right"

"You legally aren't married until someone says, ""haha but seriously"" in their wedding speech."

"Who was the most popular cast member on The Facts of Life? Prostitootie."

"You wanna hear a construction joke? I'm still working on it."

"What do you call an alien starship that drips water? A crying saucer !"

"Why is the sky blue? And how can we cheer it up?"

"Shouldn't brothels be called ""hoe-tels""? I apologise for any loss of brain cells caused by this joke..."

"Why did the gay vigilante get arrested? He tried to take down a budgie smuggler."