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Joke of the Day

"Shouldn't brothels be called ""hoe-tels""? I apologise for any loss of brain cells caused by this joke..."

"""WHAT IS IT? WHAT IS GOING ON? IS THAT RAIN? OH GOD I WISH I HAD EYES"" - Worms"

"Relationship or hallucination? Either way, I'm seeing somebody."

"What do call a bunch of white people on a bench? The NBA"

"Just remember, every day is a gift from God. Well except for Monday.. Satan slips that one in. He's a sneaky bastard."

"Dang girl, Are you part of a ponzi scheme? ...because something smells fishy."

"What sound does a turkey now make? Coup."

"""Just spread them open and shove your face in there."" - How to put on glasses."

"I named my dog Herpes... If she's good, she'll heel. (Stolen from Priscilla)"

"I can't be the only person who hears the phone ringing and says ""oh fuck, what NOW?"""