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Joke of the Day

"Shouldn't brothels be called ""hoe-tels""? I apologise for any loss of brain cells caused by this joke..."

"What's the opposite of pro? Con. So what's the opposite of progress?"

"BREAKING NEWS: California's drought is over Water supply flourishing from the tears of the racist, homophobic, and conservative southerners."

"Day three of MAN COLD. I feel death lurking. Its waiting for me to give up. Stay strong! Think of the cat. He'll eat you if you die."

"What did the footballer's girlfriend think when she saw him standing between some goal posts? ""He's a keeper"""

"Have you heard about the corporation that controls all the world's cheese? The hallouminatti."

"What is taller when it sits down than when it stands up? A dog."

"Why are waiters terrible pornstars? They only want the tip"

"Trump is the perfect candidate for American guys who secretly believe they could come out of the stands and score a touchdown"

"At what stage of evolution did Robots become as advanced as humans? When opposable thumb drives were developed"