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Joke of the Day
"You wanna hear a construction joke? I'm still working on it."
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"What is a Dutchman who lost his driving license? Homeless."
"My buddy just came over with his eyebrows waxed... The light had them shining so much it looked like both of his eyes just came up with the best idea."
"Probably the hardest part about being a dj is when you get into a fight and you gotta hold your headphones up to your ear with one shoulder."
"When Jesus makes tea. Hebrews."
"what do British people say when Satan is on his period? Bloody Hell!!!"
"I like my men how I like my coffee. Sweet."
"My GF and I would kick ass at the newlywed game. I know 100% of her answers to questions is "" I don't know""."
"Did you hear about the man who was sexually attracted to cars? He had an auto-erotic affixation."
"What is the digestive system? The digestive system is a system which starts with one hole and ends with one hole"