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Joke of the Day
"You wanna hear a construction joke? I'm still working on it."
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"There's a sticky penis on my doormat... It must've come in the post."
"Being a black jew was tough Finally you get freed from slavery, only to be told ""work makes you free""."
"They say to never eat your own culinary creations. But I can't help myself, it takes 9 months to make my famous Baby Back Ribs."
"People the most gentle, loving, kind, sympathetic, peaceful and caring creatures in the world. Especially when they need something from you."
"What's the difference between a priest and a pimple? A pimple will wait until puberty before it comes on a boy's face!"
"So today I got tickets for the Kanye West concert... I misread it horribly though and I ended up somewhere in Africa"
"The cat puked under my bed. Cleanup efforts only made it worse. It's time to renew our commitment to developing alternative sources of cute."
"What's the hardest part of a vegatable to eat? The wheelchair."
"There are 10 types of people in this world... The ones who understand binary, and the ones who get laid."