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Joke of the Day

"English teachers' favorite knock-knock joke Knock-knock Who's there? To To who? *To whom*"

"If your conspiracy theory doesn't involve cats, don't bother me."

"How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two! But don't ask me how they got inside there."

"Why was the Mathematician frowned upon? He was a chronic math-debater"

"Why is it everything I love is either unhealthy, addicting... ...or has multiple restraining orders against me?"

"Did you hear about the pirate who used to walk the plank every night? Well, he couldn't afford a dog."

"If the interviewer asks where you see yourself in 5 years Standing naked on top of a fire truck does not appear to be the correct answer"

"What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? Both of their last big hits were The Wall."

"Q. How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden? A. They were really put out."

"I'm really good with cars, man. I can look at a car's headlights and tell you exactly which way it's going. - Mitch Hedberg"