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Joke of the Day
"I'm half Asian. All white people are. But my Cauc part is bigger."
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"What do you get when you mix a prostitute and a midget? A little fuck"
"[NSFW] Excuse me, are you hungry? Good, because I'm fucking hungry tonight!"
"[First Date] Me: ""I'm sorry. It's just that I've been burned before."" *Stuffs handful of fries through visor in hazmat suit *Closes visor"
"To the dude i just saw driving a beat up Ford mini van with spare tire and dream catcher on mirror: that dream catchers not working dude!"
"Dam's biggest dilemma... Dammed if I do, damned if I don't."
"I wanted to be a sky diving instructor... But it's not the kind of job you just fall in to."
"What do you call a sexy cousin? 87.5% unrelated. (Shamelessly stolen from [Two Guys and Guy](http://www.twogag.com/archives/3023))"
"When does a heterosexual man leave a gay bar? Straight away."
"I don't appreciate my son's teacher circling all the wine stains on his homework."