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Joke of the Day

"Scientists have discovered secret of infinite electric pover... ... - a generator without 'Turn off' button."

"Standing in the park, I was wondering why a Frisbee gets larger the closer it gets Then it hit me"

"Men at 26 plays football, Men at 40 plays tennis, Men at 60 plays golf, have you noticed every time you get older your ball gets smaller"

"Why did the girl quit her job at the donut factory? She was fed up with the hole business."

"Women think that they can do the same things as men... But they haven't successfully oppressed an entire gender"

"What does Peter Gabriel sing on the toilet? I am the extruder..."

"How did the police determine which turtle ate the diamond ring? They conducted an in-turtle investigation."

"Vampire who is obsessed with his diet. -Count Calories"

"My 6-year-old walked into the room and said, ""Don't worry, Dad. I'm OK."" Time to search the house for whatever she destroyed."

"I always thought that Last of Us needed more animals Nevertheless that giraffe scene with Ellie, fantastic."