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Joke of the Day

"Religion is a multi-billion dollar industry and those benefiting financially from it will do everything in their power to keep the con going."

"How many Arabs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1.. 2.. 3.. BOOM"

"Why did the Mexican army attack the Alamo with only 2000 soldiers? they only had one pickup"

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Fast Food Barbie ...also known as McBarbie...you want fries with that?"

"A club sandwich walks into a bar. The bartender says, ""I'm sorry, we don'tserve food here."""

"I recently bought one of those Dutch ovens, but everything I cook ends up tasting like farts."

"What did the Ottoman Sultan do when he got home from campaigning? He got his dick out for his Haram bae's."

"What's the difference between a gay and a microwave.... You can't brown a sausage in a microwave"

"Guys are at their mathematical best when a girl says she is pregnant."

"Got into a fight with an Egyptian. We were fez to fez."