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Joke of the Day

"Guys are at their mathematical best when a girl says she is pregnant."

"Mike Tyson fires a nuke at his maths teacher. It was a weapon of math destruction. I'm so sorry."

"is a cat supposed to shit more than i shit? asking for a cat that shits more than i shit."

"Bumped into a friend of mine the other day. He was wearing camouflage."

"Tom Brady will be suspended from his balls"

"What do you call the ticket to get into a giant space station shaped like a vagina? A cunt-astro-fee!"

"How do you sink a norwegian submarine? You knock on the door. How do you sink the same sub again? You knock on the door and they'll come out saying ""Haha! We're not falling for that one again!""."

"What is the difference between a used tire and a year supply of used condoms? The first one is a Goodyear and the other is a great year."

"What did the Ancient Romans use to cut their hair? Caesars."

"My grandma started running 5K / day at age 60 She's 93 now, we have no idea where she is"