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Joke of the Day
"I finally understood handling printers. LOL"
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"Is there a Twitter acronym for ""Ur screenshot tweet is really funny, but my anxiety about ur phone battery % prevents me from enjoying it""?"
"Her: Do I look fat? Him: Do I look stupid?..."
"Why do Australians take forever to play chess? Because they never make it past the first check, mate."
"space is stuped if im wanted to go somewhere where i cant breathe i would just stand next to a girl"
"a cool magic trick woud be if a magiciam puts their hand in a hat & sombody wearin a hat in the audience sudenly feels a hand on their head"
"Why did god invent patchouli? So blind people can hate hippies too."
"How many ""friend zoned"" guys does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw. Edit: a word"
"You know what they say about girls with big feet...? They gotta wear big shoes."
"A man had three sons. One was a model, the second a hair stylist.. The third one was also a faggot."