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Joke of the Day
"Dad, the dog is having sex. Don't mind it, son, it's nature. Yes, I know dad. But it hurts!"
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"What do you get when you turn 4 blondes upside down? 4 brunettes"
"Teenage Mutant African Mammals Lionardo Giraffael Rhinotello Michelantelope"
"What did the poor, unfortunate, paraplegic kid get for christmas? Cancer."
"Trust me, I'm a liar. Lawyer, I meant lawyer."
"Jared Fogle was guilty and got 16 years He was just grateful for anything under 18. Credit to SNL that joke might have converted me to watch."
"Pedophiles like their wine like they like their girls 9 years old and locked up in the basement"
"What do you get if you cross a Beatle and an Australian dog ? Dingo Starr !"
"If a man stands alone in a forest... If a man stands alone in a forest, with no woman to hear him, is he still wrong?"
"The Chinese couple sitting behind me have said one Chinese thing after another to each other for almost an hour now."