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Joke of the Day

"Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put in the wrong pair of socks this morning."

"How do fallopian tubes like there eggs in the morning?? Ovary-sy"

"What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing... It just waved."

"How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. But how did two flies get in a light bulb?"

"I can never find my cars keys but I won't forget that time you checked out another woman at the mall four years ago."

"Why was the monkey attracted to the paint? Cuz it was yellow and appealing! Sorry if this is bad. Seen too many of the same jokes here and I wanted to add an original joke."

"Why couldn't Christopher Reeve pay his landlord? Back rent."

"What will the ISIS be called when we eventually destroy them? WASWAS."

"11yo son just walked by. If Axe was a drug, I'd be stoned right now."

"Had a German plumber over today And he managed to plug our gas line to the shower. Guess old habits is hard to get out of Edit: spelling"