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Joke of the Day

"Had a German plumber over today And he managed to plug our gas line to the shower. Guess old habits is hard to get out of Edit: spelling"

"A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his pants... The bartender looks over and says, ""Get the fuck out of my bar, we're sick of hearing this goddamn joke."""

"When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone... he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris"

"Early christians supported marijuana usage. Just think about how many get stoned."

"I saw a guy today with soot all over his face carrying a large pick axe and wearing a royal blue hardhat that matched his overalls. But these are just miner details."

"Did you hear the story about the razorback hog? It's pretty dull."

"My church says to treat my body like a temple. And let all the priests inside."

"Why is Obama left-handed? Because blacks have no rights"

"Why was the blonde girl sitting on the roof? Someone told her drinks were on the house."

"Does anyone else love thick sandwiches with three slices of bread and two layers of filling? We should make a club."