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Joke of the Day
"You sneezed 20 times in a row, I think your brain wants out"
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"How many students does it take to change a light bulb? None. Light bulb changing isn't in the course notes."
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"Colleges should offer a writing class called ""That Last Line Of An Email""."
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"My Medical Emergency Contact is a girl from college who promised she'd pluck any stray hairs off my face if I slipped into a coma."
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"Apparently Donald Trump's favourite film is E.T... Because it's about an illegal alien that goes home."
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