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Joke of the Day

"You sneezed 20 times in a row, I think your brain wants out"

"What does a South American say after someone sneezes? Belize you."

"Hey, did you hear they are opening a new bread store here in town? Just what we kneaded"

"They weren't pleased that I played I heavy metal song in the church but I resolved it on Gsus"

"Why isn't the band ""1023 MB"" famous? They haven't had a gig yet."

"Just found this sub the other day and I've come to this realization... Currently, this subreddit seems to be in quite the pickle."

"Is it cocky to have 2 penises? I think its 2 cocky."

"How to seduce a fat person? Piece of cake"

"What's the difference between math and meth? One of them ruins your life. The other's just meth."

"Ugh I hate when I go to shoot someone with a gun and then realize I accidentally packed my hot glue gun and end up scrapbooking for hoourrrs"