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Joke of the Day
"15 out of 12 beers agree I can't do math when I'm drunk."
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"Batman: ""Shall we watch a film?"" Superman: ""Have you got Cape Fear?"" Batman: ""Only in revolving doors. Now, a film?"""
"I can't decide which room not to clean first."
"If you're turning left with your car, which wheel steers less? The spare one! :P"
"What is Mexicans favourite sport Cross-Country"
"What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? ..........Nothing you've already told her twice!"
"You can get a tiny tablecloth for a DOLLHOUSE from Pottery Barn for $18.99, or I could just come over and punch you in the face for free?"
"I used to be very indecisive But now I'm not so sure if I am anymore."
"A local business in my town has an open carry discount. As in, you show them a gun to save money. Doesn't that discount apply everywhere?"
"Why are churches never broke? Because Jesus saves."