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Joke of the Day
"Someone stole my Microsoft Office and they're gonna pay. You have my Word."
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"If the FBI needs to get into someones's iPhone without permission.. They should just call U2 and ask how they did it"
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"Adroit python swallowed male and female rabbits and doesn't need a food anymore."
"Waiter, there's a spider in my pie. I thought you had an ""award winning chef"" *waiter points to MOST CUSTOMERS KILLED BY PIE SPIDERS trophy*"
"[OC] What do you call authentic Italian wine harvested in January? Genu[w]ine."
"Can someone help me figure out how much water I need to add to this baby powder in order to make a baby?"