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Joke of the Day
"The Dirty Dancing lift, except I'm throwing her off a cliff."
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"Why could Darren jump higher than Zeus? because he was mortall."
"One thing books from 100 years ago teach us is that if you leave a baby in the jungle, it'll be fine. Better than fine, actually."
"""I'm frying some fish for supper, so yall come over & eat"" is what I said. ""You're also gonna be helping me move my piano"" is what I meant."
"What animal has more lives than a cat? A frog...because it croaks every night"
"Merry Christmas. Did anyone get a car with a giant ribbon on top? Has anyone ever? Do those ribbons even exist?"
"If someone doesn't realize their blinker is still on after one minute their car should explode."
"""Is that water potable"" ""I guess if you put it in a bucket or something"""
"What do you call some who's too pooped to Pope? Ex-Benedict"
"What is the most offensive coffee to tornado victims? House blend."