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Joke of the Day
"My son is 2,000 years old and still lives with His parents. #loser"
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"Riding a big girl is like riding a moped... Its okay until someone sees you"
"Alien vs predator Guys what if a pedophile assualts an illegal immigrant, would it be called alien vs predator?"
"Did you hear about the blonde who after watching the ballerinas wondered why they didn't get taller girls?"
"Just did my first stand up comedy routine ever. AMA."
"It was so difficult giving Dracula fellatio! I guess I went down for the count."
"My Mexican friend was babbling hysterically but I just couldn't understand his panic."
"When asked why he wouldn't upgrade his operating system to Windows 8... Arnold Schwarzenegger replied: 'Windows 8, never! I still love Vista baby'..."
"My girlfriend broke up with me. When she did, I gave her a note that said ""Great Job!"" I wanted things to end on a positive note."
"A Jewish girl asks her father for $50 ""$40 dollars!"" he says, ""Why do you need $30?!""."