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Joke of the Day
"Just did my first stand up comedy routine ever. AMA."
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"Just been to my first Muslim birthday party. The musical chairs was a bit slow, but fuck me the pass the parcel was quick!"
"Calm down mechanic guy. Just here for an oil change. If I wanted to know about all the other stuff wrong with my car I'd turn the radio down."
"A soldier survived mustard gas in battle, and then pepper spray by the police. What type of veteran is he? A seasoned veteran."
"Why was Jesus such a bad carpenter? He couldn't remove three nails to save his life"
"Summer was especially good this year in Canada... If I recall correctly it was a friday"
"What does a Mermaid bring to math class? An algae-bra."
"Three blind ______ In Asia, its not 3 blind mice. It's 3 blind rice."
"please tell me that when we defeat ISIS they will have to become WASWAS"
"My sense of humor is so dark... ...that it picks cotton."