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Joke of the Day
"What is a guy who rubs bear toes called? Rob...wait for it... erto! Rubeartoe!"
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"How did the hipster got his tongue burnt? He drank his coffee before it was cool."
"Gym Joke A guy who newly joined a gym asked the instructor which was the best machine in the gym which will make him attractive to girls. The instructor replied,""the atm"""
"What is it with lesbians? If they hate men so much, why do they dress like them? You never see a Jew dressed as a Nazi."
"Yes, I read Quantum Physics. But only for the particles."
"Whats the difference between dawn and dusk? d(sun)/dt *facepalm* I'll see myself out."
"Why is America trying to bomb the lady who lives in my iPhone she seems nice"
"Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder for the simple fact that his roundhouse kicks are recognized world-wide as ""acts of God."""
"Why are orphans bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is"
"If a group of necrophiliacs ran into group of zombies...who would do the chasing? Oh, I went there...;)"