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Joke of the Day
"What is a guy who rubs bear toes called? Rob...wait for it... erto! Rubeartoe!"
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"WHAT DO WE WANT? If you have to ask, we're not telling you! WHEN DO WE WANT IT? We don't know! -Women's protest rally."
"For those who can't eat their vegetables bc of the wheelchair: There IS a chocolate shake with every one, all you have to do is pull out the straw. Edit: a word"
"How do you make holy water? Fill a container and boil the hell out of it"
"User interface? I hardly even know her."
"Lisa Sparx What a Record!!! World gangbang record with 919 men in a day."
"[boardroom] ""Now hear me out. They're Teenage.."" Ok ""Mutant.."" I like where this is going ""Ninja.."" Noun me, Graham! ""Turtles"" You're fired"
"Seeing twin toddler red haired girls on leashes in Target was my birth control reminder for the day."
"There's an alternate universe where we are together and finally happy. And I probably forgot to take out the trash there, too."
"I can dig graves my entire life and nobody calls me a landscaper, but i suck one dick! And they call me gay for life!"