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Joke of the Day
"NSFW. What do you call a starving Kenyan child in the desert Nobody really cares."
Next Joke
"GF: What's my biggest flaw? ME: You haven't got any, you're perfect, I love you GF: No come on, I mean pacifically ME: We should split up"
"How do you know you are at a gay picnic? The hotdogs taste like shit"
"Why did the cow jump over the moon? Because the farmer had cold hands"
"Have you ever tried eating your watch? It's time consuming"
"probably the funniest noises you could hear during a funeral would be an actual donkey bray (eeyore noise), or the sound of dial-up internet"
"What do you call a black man in a suit The accused"
"I don't see why people say, ""God, send me a sign"". Why not ask the Head of Amazon's shipping department?"
"My financial situation is so bad, I'M being sponsored by a child in Africa"
"I like my women like i like my toilet paper. Soft, but not weak."