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Joke of the Day
"NSFW. What do you call a starving Kenyan child in the desert Nobody really cares."
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"How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but how they got in there I will never know."
"Jeff, a semicolon, and an Oxford Comma walk into a bar. They both had a great time."
"If Olive oil is made from olives - baby oil made from what? *is"
"A real woman can raise a child by herself, but a real man would never LET her"
"My mom laughed when I said me and my brother Al were gonna build a car out of tacos... You should have seen her face when I drove Al pastor."
"Einstein made a theory about space... It was about time too."