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Joke of the Day
"Jeff, a semicolon, and an Oxford Comma walk into a bar. They both had a great time."
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"I Asked My Wife If I Could Give Her a Chechnyan Yacht Its where I peel back her undies and stay insider her all day."
"Taming Wild Cats by Claude Face"
"I just finished reading the fifth book in this great series. It's called the ""Learning to Count"" trilogy."
"How did the Norse god of mischief celebrate his birthday? With a low-key event"
"Two atoms were crossing the road... ...when the first atom screams ""Ahhhhh! I lost an electron"". The second atom asks ""Are you sure?"" to which the first atom replied ""Yes, I'm positive."""
"Yo Mama soooo old she was wearing a Jesus starter jacket!"
"I tried to take on ISIS with a shotgun. Iraq'd and then Iran"
"""I live my life .402 kilometers at a time, chap"" - Fast and Furious 7: Now We're British"