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Joke of the Day
"A real woman can raise a child by herself, but a real man would never LET her"
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"Failed my wasp collection exam. Got a bee."
"People get easily offended these days. You can't even say black paint Instead you have to yell ""Jamall, paint my fence"""
"Therapist: what would you say to your dad if he were alive today? Me: sorry for cremating you. I honestly thought you were dead"
"Even if oil prices go down, I'm still going to siphon gas from my neighbor's car because I like the adrenaline rush and he's an asshole."
"Why can't atheists solve exponential problems? Because they don't believe in higher powers."
"If we get to have sex with our valentines on Valentine's Day I can't wait until Presidents' Day."
"How do you call an insanely rich proton that spent all of his money to become an electron? Ex centric"
"A dog limps into a bar. Says, ""I'm lookin for the man who shot my paw""."
"A man gets on a bus, and ends up sitting next to a very attractive nun. Enamored with her, he asks if he can have sex with her. Naturally, she says no, and gets off the bus."