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Joke of the Day
"Did you head about the rabbi who only drank lemonade? He's an acidic Jew...."
Next Joke
"what do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and an agnostic? Someone who lays awake at night, wondering if there is a dog"
"Very few people actually have celiacs. They're usually pretty stern."
"Why is Rose sad? Because there is no Jack in iPhone 7."
"I have a split personality No he doesn't"
"where does saddam hussein keep his c.d collection? In Iraq (a rack)"
"Paint thinner? Bullshit. Been painting myself with it all week. Still fat."
"Why did the monster take a dead man for a drive in his car? Because he was a car-case."
"Tried Turkish food today... It was revolting"
"Have you heard of the artist Jackson Polyp? He could only paint with splatters and he hung out with some real assholes."