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Joke of the Day

"Why did the monster take a dead man for a drive in his car? Because he was a car-case."

"What do you call a woman who wants lots of compensation? Sue."

"I never knew my mechanic was a psychic until he loudly announced that I had blown a tranny in my car."

"Q) What do you call a group of 8 rabbits? A) Rabbyte!"

"I have a collection of captured mosquitoes... I'm not happy one bit."

"in the darkest corner of my room, dick cheney sits brooding, waiting til i fall asleep. or it's a lampshade. kinda dark and i'm nearsighted."

"Girlfriends are like grenades. If you put a ring on them they won't blow."

"What's a rapists favorite meal? Spaghetti-No's I'm sorry."

"Q: When does a brunette have 1/2 of a brain? A: After a dye job."

"Is this the Alcoholics helpline? Operator: ""Yes."" Caller: ""Can you tell me how to make Sangria?"""