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Joke of the Day
"Tried Turkish food today... It was revolting"
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"What do you call an Italian who has sex with kids? PASTA"
"I asked him about his weekend, but apparently what happens in vagueness, stays in vagueness."
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"Mommy I got an A ""Mommy! Mommy! I got an A"" says Tommy to his mommy ""So what? You still have cancer!"" says mommy"
"What is Vladimir's computer always doing? ComPutin"
"What did one penis say to the other penis? I just want to belong"
"Girl, are you expansionary monetary policy? Because my Aggregate Demand is growing."
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