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Joke of the Day

"Tried Turkish food today... It was revolting"

"I ran into Harambe for the first time in a while last night, so we decided to go get a drink. Bartender: what'll you have? Harambe: I'll have a beer. Me: no, he'll have a shot."

"If you were a dog, you would be a hot dog."

"Writing a book titled ""Understanding women"". The first page will have a real knife & the rest will show you different ways to kill yourself."

"What do Hispanic midgets cut their pizza with? Little Caesar's"

"I should start a sandwich shop that only sells flatbreads. You'd be able to select your own fillings. I'll call it ""Pita this, pita that"""

"I bet my church never imagined it was even possible to twerk to Amazing Grace."

"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? *gagging*"

"Did you hear about the idiot who planted Cheerios in his backyard? He thought they were donut seeds."

"If I hear another conversation about that stupid dress... I'm going to beat them until they're white and gold."