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Joke of the Day
"Why do vultures hate flying? Because they have to pay extra for Carrion! Budum tsssss"
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"What do you think of Dracula films? Fangtastic!"
"PEOPLE OF THE PLANE LISTEN TO ME WHEN THE SEATBELT LIGHT GOES OFF STAND UP IMMEDIATELY OR YOUR SPOT IN THE NON-MOVING LINE WON'T BE ASSURED"
"What's a pirate's favorite letter? Marque and reprisal."
"Why do rednecks like to do it doggie style? So they both can watch Nascar."
"Are you writing a thank you letter to Grandma like I told you to? Yes Mom. Your handwriting seems very large. Well Grandma's very deaf so I'm writing very loudly."
"A dirty limerick I made up today ... I once met a girl named Susie. And, boy, was she a doozie! She loved me right, Made it last all night! And in the morning she blew me!"
"Why did Anne Sullivan decide on ""water ""for Helen Keller's first word? It was a test she could pass."
"Don't fall in love. You will get feelings and die."
"If you want to break your addiction to Thanksgiving leftovers... you need to quit cold turkey."