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Joke of the Day
"So, I've recently started a whiskey diet... I've lost three days already."
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"Teacher: What do you think astronauts wear to keep warm? Girl: Apollo neck jumpers ?"
"What do you call a group of rioters attacking a music store? Luters"
"Now working on my 2nd million. I gave up on the first."
"Why was the baby strawberry sad? His mom was in a jam."
"How do you calm down a grammar Nazi? There they're their..."
"When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds with you?"
"Q: How do astronomers organize a party? **They planet.**"
"When people say ""surreal"" they mean ""real"", it's just most of your life is not very real, just repetition and routine."
"Why can't Arabs manage the scoreboards at ball games? Because people get nervous when Mohammad starts counting down from 10."