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Joke of the Day
"My drinking team has a bowling problem."
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"I'd expect Captain America to be fatter."
"Momma always said life was like a box of chocolates... ... if you're fat, it won't last long."
"Lol I wanted to be funny, well, then I remembered I am not even funny.."
"Impressing the McDonald's drive thru people with my music is always a top priority"
"This lady just licked her finger and wiped her daughters face... <--Hands her some Listerine and gets in line to be cleaned"
"We've replaced the names of the foreign countries & leaders in Trump's speech with the names of IKEA furniture. Let's see if he notices"
"Old people at weddings always poke me and say your next So I started doing the same thing to them at funerals"
"""Fuck it"" - guy in charge of naming the hot air balloon"
"So you wanna learn to speak with an Irish accent do you? Whale oil beef hooked."