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Joke of the Day

"How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one. They hold the bulb and expect the world to revolve around them. Edit: missed the y in they Thanks u/HapaHeather"

"Medusa was the hottest woman ever. Every man who looked at her got rock hard."

"They found a new cure for pedophiles: they turn them into dyslexics... #... so they go around looking for [Pop Tarts](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spoonerism)."

"What has 9 arms and still sucks? Def Leppard"

"How do you keep a club exclusively for straight edgers? You weed out the rest"

"A man walk into a doctors room with a frog hanging out of his ear. ""What on Earth happened?"" The doctor said, surprised. ""I don't know, it started with a boil on my arse."" the frog said."

"I think the government just un-friended us."

"A tiny island deep in the Indian Ocean called Shiffer has the dumbest people in the world... It's why when you do something really stupid they say you have ""Shiffer brains"" - Johnny Carson."

"In my opinion, reflex testing is pointless. I just don't find any value in knee jerk reactions."

"What's the difference between virgin olive oil and regular olive oil? Popeye's penis"