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Joke of the Day

"How do you explain this gap in your resume? ""I was in jail."" Okay. Sure you weren't working for Trump's campaign? ""Swear to God. Jail."""

"Single and divorced men in their 40's prefer women at their own maturity level. That explains why they date women half their age."

"Did you hear about the musician that was put on death row? It's said that he is gonna be exefluted."

"Girls become instant best friends when they find out they hate the same people."

"What do you call someone from Zimbabwe holding a bottle cap in their hand? A trillionaire."

"I recently switched from Wells Fargo to a credit union... ...my banking got much simpler - bye all accounts."

"""I like the way you move!"" -Jealous inanimate object"

"I always cry after sex. God, I fcuking hate prison!!!!!!!"

"i was baptized in a car wash"

"Duck Hunting Joke What do you call a smart blonde? A golden retriever"