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Joke of the Day

"A Frenchman is buying a bread stick and the cashier asks.. ""are you okay carrying this loaf?"" to which he replies ""baguette""."

"I would make a sarcastic comment about North Korea... ... but it's been banned."

"Alzheimer's joke Knock knock Who's there? To get to the other side!"

"Why did the ordinary man eat all the magic mushrooms? Because he wanted to be a fungi."

"A woman once said that a cheating man is like a deck of playing cards.... You need a heart to love him, a diamond to marry him, a club to smash his fucking head in, and a spade to bury the bastard"

"How are Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd similar? Both's greatest hit was The Wall"

"A priest and a rabbi see a 9-year-old boy walk by The priest says ""Should we fuck him?"" ""Out of what?"" the Rabbi replies"

"He sees you when you're sleeping. He knows when you're awake. He's a serial killer named Terrence Fishman & he plans to kill you Monday"

"How did the Mexican greet people in Hawaii? Ahola."

"Hey vegans. Making a salad is not ""cooking"". Making a salad is ""assembling""."