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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a long line at a cookout? A barbequeue."
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"50 years from now...""Remember that time we were fighting the riot police and the National Guard ..."" ""...and your mommy shows up and kicks your ASS?"""
"Did you hear Rick Ross's new song about the Ebola crisis? It's called 100 Blacks Coughin'"
"What do you call it when a man is given an order to take another man out lunch? A MANDATE *snicker*"
"""Cleanliness is next to godliness."" - Store clerk helping a customer find the cleanliness."
"Onion is not the only thing that makes you cry! My friend thinks he is smart. He told me that an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face and he began to cry. haha"
"Why is the bride always sad on her wedding day? Because she doesn't get to marry the best man."
"Shopping for Melons My wife sent me to the supermarket with a grocery list, but when I unfolded and read it, all it said was ""melons"". I guess it was the honey dew list."
"If you think ""Pearl Jam"" Is an oriental sex act, you might be a redneck"
"Please don't tell my three year old his oversized black calculator isn't really an iPad. He'd be crushed to learn his dad lied to him."