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Joke of the Day
"If you think ""Pearl Jam"" Is an oriental sex act, you might be a redneck"
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"What has one hundred balls and screws old ladies? Bingo"
"What did Lincoln say on the last night of his life? ""Aw shit Mary, I need to go see a play tonight like I need a hole in the head..."""
"In the expression "" romantic dinner "" for women key word is "" romantic "" and for men - "" dinner""."
"Why did NBC add the Michael J. Fox Show to its line-up? To shake things up on network tv."
"Whats the difference between an Irish wedding, and an Irish funeral? There's one less drunk."
"What is a British woman on her period? A bloody cunt."
"Finding out a gay guy has a crush on you is like finding 1,000,000 pesos. You'll think ""Well, I can't do much with this right now, but if I ever cross that line I'll be just fine"""
"Q: What is the difference between a viola and a trampoline? A: You take off your shoes before you jump on the trampoline."
"Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you......Fourty seven times."