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Joke of the Day
"So a mexican says... Fuck weed, Legalize my mom."
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"My wife doesn't like me to shave my face for the same reason I like her to shave her pussy She says it makes me look like a 12 year old."
"Leo finally won an Oscar. His acting must have been a solid 5/7."
"Went to a Hong Kong style buffet But it was in *Canteen*ese!"
"I asked a friend if he'd eat a piece of dog crap for $1K and he asked ""From whose dog?"" I'm having a hard time accepting that as a factor."
"Please don't tell 9/11 jokes today they're just plane wrong."
"How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, lawyers only screw us."
"Whats the difference between Pink Floyd and Princess Diana? Nothing, their last big hit was the wall."
"Why is six afraid lf seven? Because seven just came back from a trip to West Africa."
"What do cats listen to during their free time? they listen to podcats."