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Joke of the Day
"So a mexican says... Fuck weed, Legalize my mom."
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"My girlfriend told me she enjoys sex more while on holiday. I tell you that was an awkward postcard to receive"
"A good pun is like a good steak A medium rare well done."
"Q: What do you call a blonde that can suck a golfball through a water hose? A:Sweetheart!"
"My girlfriend called me a pedophile That's a big word for a 12 year old"
"Midget wrestling... ...seems like it would be a pretty short career."
"I was going to book a holiday to Sweden But then I realised I couldn't af-fjord it"
"People say I'm not very responsible, when in fact I'm responsible for ""pajama casual"" being added to the employee handbook as inappropriate."
"How do you make a cat bark? Drench it with gasoline, drop a lighted match on it... Woof!"
"Sitting in traffic wishing I had a Sasquatch to lean out of the passenger window and make police car noises."