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"Did you hear they are still going to run the New York Marathon? Phelps is the favourite."
"What do you call pizza that isn't yours? Impersonal pizza"
"Advice for all girls: You catch more flies with honey than with vinegar. But you catch the most flies with corpses."
"That dolphin tattoo on your ass was SO hot when you were 18, Now it looks like a used condom!"
"What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You're too young to smoke. Sorry, it's the first joke I ever learned, and I haven't ever seen it posted."
"Nguyen and Nguyen, Attorneys at Law ""It's always a win-win with us!"""
"I saw a guy with the word ""Integrity"" tattooed on the back of his leg & ""Inspiration"" on the other. Man, the backs of my legs are slackers"
"Why was the blonde wearing condoms on her ears? Because she didn't want to get hearing-AIDS."
"Why couldn't the bike stand up? It was two tired"