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Joke of the Day
"Your mother is so fat.. ..when she wears high heels she strikes oil"
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"How do you keep Trump busy for the rest of his term? Tell him his twitter phone is in the corner of his office."
"What does a miserable vegan eat? This pear. Thought of this horrible joke while eating a juicy ass pear!"
"A woman visits an astrologer Astrologer: Would you like me to tell you your husband's future? Woman: No you tell me his past, I'll decide his future."
"A Conversation Between Countries Britain: we pulled the dumbest political shit this year America: *uuurp* hold my beer"
"MAMA DUCK, BABY DUCK Q: What did did the mother duck say to her duckling? A: ""If you don't behave, I'm gonna quack you one."""
"if you are getting the names Jon and John confused call them by their full names, Jonaldo and Johnaldo"
"What do Trump and an Aluminum can have in common? They easily get bent out of shape..."
"I tried to rob a binoculars store today... But they saw me coming a mile away"
"My boss was all, ""Do you know why I called you to the office, "" and I was like, ""I dunno is there a hidden security camera in the bathroom."""