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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a group of kids? ..... a migraine"

"Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black."

"I asked Arnold Schwarzenegger why he hasnt upgraded his computer to Windows 10.. He said ""I still love Vista baby!"""

"Why couldn't the Mexican go hunting? Because he didn't habanero!"

"You know what makes me angry? Haemoglobin kettles. They really make my blood boil."

"Was at a party the other day, there was a guitar there. I picked it up and someone asked if I could play wonderwall I said maybe"

"What do you call 99 bunnies walking forward and they take one step backwards? A receding hare line."

"Today I saw a midget prisoner climbing down the prison wall... He turned and sneered at me, I thought: 'that's a little condescending'."

"What did the dentist say to the golfer? ""You have a hole in one. """

"So an Irish man walks out of a bar..."