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Joke of the Day

"How do you fit an elephant in a teacup? You take the f out of way. ~~say it out loud if you don't get it~~"

"Sausage festivals... They're the wurst kind."

"When the farmer counted his cows he had 196, but when he rounded them up he had 200!"

"I tried to say a punchline to a joke about Hindenburg But it blew up...."

"What did the clone troopers say after they killed Aayla Secura? Bye Felucia"

"How do bored cows sound like? Meh"

"I thought my vasectomy would keep my wife from getting pregnant... ...but apparently it just changes the color of the baby."

"KANYE: I made Taylor Swift famous TRUMP: We should ban all Muslims KANYE: BILL COSBY INNOCENT TRUMP: THE POPE SUCKS KANYE: damn ur good"

"A piece of ham Ham is ham. The end"

"Star Wars: The Force Awakens comes out this week. I predict someone will shoot up a theater Don't worry though, it'll be a storm trooper and he'll miss everyone."