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Joke of the Day

"Republicans say ""Merry Christmas!"" Democrats say ""Happy Holidays!"""

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"What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? (hopefully not a repost) The city supports the bench. Badum-tsss"
"My girlfriend and I often laugh about how competitive we are. But I laugh more."
"Little caesars in Ferguson's Is hot and ready"
"Who is the Lone Aardvark's faithful Indian companion? Tanto"
"My asian friend told me a hilarious joke today... Unfortunately, I had reddit be-4chan."
"How do you call it when a blond girl dyes her hair brunette? Artificial Intelligence."
"I.. I.. Just... :( A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says, ""Fuck off, you won't bring it back."""
"I watched 'The Gods Must Be Crazy' for the first time. I don't want to talk about it."
"Planned to go to Thailand for my vaca this year but after hearing about the ladyboys I thought Phuket"